Craiglist ad: Pretty girl looking for a rich husband

Just lol! I ran into this ad in one of the responses on Aron Sleazy blog,  by a poster called “the plage doctor” too good not to share, is from a woman looking for a rich husband in Craig list, and the response form a CEO.

Before I post that ad I am gonna make an observation, in my experience usually women that have money are not looking for a provider or gold digging, is usually women that struggle financially that are looking for the type of man that has money.

With that being said making a decent living is still attractive specially for the women that are getting older and generally looking for someone to settle down.

If you are doing well financially in some cases that can backfired, the reason is women will put you into the “provider” box which usually tends to delay sex  instead of the “lover box”  which is the fun fuck, so if you do have money try to find a way to keep it on the down low at least till you put pipi in vagina.

If you do not have money younger women, specially in college are more forgiving as long as you are under 30, after 32 not having money is a bit of a turn off…

You can get around to it like I have by being attractive and displaying/sub communicating drive, goal and ambition and of course fucking them fast and good (this solve many many problems), as I keep repeating like a broken record sex is the highest form of investment.

After sex women will rationalized why they did it, by that time is generally too late for them.

Anyways, here it is Online pretty girl looking for a rich husband

” I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

 

Here is the response by Jp Morgan Ceo:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO