Tales from the club.- former fuck buddy cock blocked me :-(

cashSo I was again at pizza place after the club, doing street game, a girl i fucked before (6) comes with her friend (8) out of town (Chicago) nurse, out of town in the skills method are down to fuck due to less social repercussions in their heads.


My usual charismatic fluff and banter

Some dude comes and give them a box of pizza for free…(that was nice since I ain’t spending money).

We are just there hanging, I know the fuck buddy is there as plausible deniability (aka as an excuse cause she wants to fuck me, so she is giving proximity).

A dancer lesbian girl i game with comes by, we call each other cousins cause we are from the same country…

I find out the girl (8) is bi, and she likes me (i can tell by body language and vibe, oh the beauty of the secret society) but she likes my (girl cousin) too.

I try to hook her up with my cousin (but my cousin is traumatized by the past incidents she knows my game wanna be Brent Smith style of encouraging people to hook up and laying back, and i end up with the girl coming back to me).

So my dumb cousin thinks that i am actually doing that game that she lost to me seducing an Ariana Grande look alike in the past, but tonight i was actually being genuine, just lol…

My other friend (no sexual threat) is shy and the 8 is telling people that he is her husband, and i help with the role play story, they are just brushing creepers of…( actually this shy dude was my biggest competition, but I know he was not gonna make moves and eject, of course, I was right)

After she told me she actually liked him…..

I have the ex fuck buddy take a pic of me and her and the 8 together…

I tell the 8 that she has an awesome tatoo and i want to get one (true by the way)

The 8 gets into a ridiculous fight with some dude on the topic of her (as a nurse that makes tons of money, traveling nurse) makes more money than guys, cause some retarded dude trying to pick her up said that he can not be with the girl that makes more money that him.

She is getting all worked up about that stupid argument…

I tell her to come with me, and i say, looking at her eye and both hands in the shoulder “look at me, look at me (eye contact seductively) “why are you getting all worked up over some retarded fight with a dude that has a stone age mentality, that is his way to get reactions out of you, he has weak game, you need to pick and choose your battles”, i am calling her out, and is kind of a display of leadership and skill.

Then I go into story telling with the story of the sun vs. the wind “once upon a time there was the sun and the wind challenging each other on who is stronger, the wind was blowing as hard as he could and the more he blew, the more the dude grab his coat, till the win gave up…”
now was the sun turn, he came with a big smile and it was too hot, so the dude took of the coat” get the point, is not worth arguing with a fool…

Now the dude tells her that he makes more money than her (of course he is full of shit) and she asks how much? (yep there are this idiots with that level of game.I say dude women don’t give a fuck about that shit, what are you trying to impress her with money, just show drive and ambition blah balh, she jumps in and agrees with me. Then she asks me to break down the psychology behind it etc… I tell her that guys trying hard to impress is a turn off, a rich man does not have to say he is rich blah blah blah, just lol I do this in front of the dude.

I know I got this 8 in the pocket… But “fuck my life” I totally forgot about the 6…

Here it comes one of the best naturals friend of mine name cash (his style of game is very weird but he is a good natural), i introduce him, she touches him, he says “don’t touch me”, i know what he is doing he is an ultra super natural negger and polarizer, unfortunately it did not work with her..

I proceed to leave with both 6 and 8, i am thinking 3 some, but the 6 knowing i am “skills” and i will go for that and reading the vibe, goes i am not into girls…

Time to pull, i am still thinking, 3 some or hook up with the 8…

As we walk i am on point, with my usual jokes and banter, the 8 is getting more and more attracted, the 6 is getting more and more jealous…fuck my life, this shit ain’t going to work…

Take them to my car, drive, everybody is gone all the clubs are close, then me and my retarded self-see my friend cash in the pizza place by himself (everybody is gone)..

I know cash will get ubber, i just wanted to see if he is ok….

Me: yo cash everything ok dude?
Cash: yea I am fine..

the 6 says “no we are not going to leave him there” (she hates cash btw, but she is strategically cockblocking me) and tells him to come…

cash is working the 8 but she is not responding, the 6 is trying to sell me they will hook up, i said no…

we go to the house, they both jump in the pool naked, cash is acting like a retard and doing take aways, nothing is working…

he is going mode one overly sexual (no not grandmaster but direct sexual)

I said cash wtf i will give you my book, where is your game, let me recap; out of town, nurse, hot naked, and she let out that she has not had an orgasm in a long time)

btw, when she said she had not had an orgasm in a long time i said, have you been with a latin guy? Fuck my life the 6 says she did not have one with me (of course is a lie, just intentionally cock blocking, I was the one who did not cum).


cash keep persisting and i keep joking on cash attempts to make him look good or to make it fun…

for example

the 8: cash is jerk

me: no he is a Jehovah witness, he is an awesome guy, one time he open the door for a girl walking behind him and hold it for her, that is the type of dude he is.

cash: shut the fuck up, dude I know you for 5 years, what the fuck is your name, fuck this diesel shit…

then, leaving the house and acting like a spoil rockstar (he is the worst wing in the history of wings)

at this point the 6 is cock blocking, the 8 is pissed, the 6 is neutralizing my game… I had enough is 6 in the morning…

Cash manage to go to bed with the 8 naked

i manage to go with the 6 naked

i am so pissed that i did not fuck her, and she was butt naked and trying to cuddle, as protest…

cash try everything and did not fuck the 8

we wake up look at each other

cash” “what a waste of night i tried everything, finger her, she pull my hand away”

me; “did you try to put her hand in your dick?”

cash: of course, nothing

me: fuck she wanted me

Cash: did you fuck the 6

me: nope i did not want her

cash: fuck at least i would have been happy with her (the 6), i would have fucked her

me: mothefucker why you did not tell me that 8 hours ago.


The end….

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