300 this is Sparta (Tales from online dating)

300spartaThis is a girl that was soooooo overwhelmed with the online guys (according to her about 300 pms) that wanted to delete the app (i caught her at the right time, and no is not bs)

This is a funny story I met this girl years ago and told her to be in one of my videos, but i had not idea that was her (fuck my life back then she knew I was skills since I was overselling player due to my main)

So I go through all the disgusting women online till i find her, I do not spam online, she IS WHITE but looks like a Japanese girl with a bubble butt…

I am doing really good online doing my own style I do use some blackdragon qualifying questions and a bit of his closing, but not his method at all, i can meet a girl and i can fuck her right away if a meeting takes place, automatic…

But, with this girl, I did not fuck on first encounter (so i knew something was off cause my field testing and everything I have been doing is 100% bang on first encounter specially using second generation verbals)

So we meet at Pizza spot (my method is to meet at a location and then bounce to escalation location).

I do my usual banter, give her napking flower, some grandmaster light jokes etc….

Move to park location (but it was too COLD) so that affected the interaction and escalation, my escalation style is sexual tension with tons of CONTAINMENT.

Anyways, I know the girl is attracted and into me but NOTHING SHE IS DOING IS CONGRUENT, is like she has some type of wall…

Since is sooooo cold I take her to a club (kind of empty about 10 people since is a sunday, mostly gay), I dance with her and take over the club, we make out and then is full of gay guys, the gay guy promoter is creeping over me and trying to cockblock her (he has a crush on me, no homo)…

Anyways, the Drag queen show starts (I had no idea on Sundays is a transsexual show but this HELPS ME A LOT), in the transsexual/drag queen show all the drag queens try to interact with me and pretend, to sing to me or lap dance as part of the show…Please take a look at my post on how to deal with transexuals,gays and lesbian please.

During the show I keep making out with her, and the promoter gay dude does not like it and playfully keeps interrupting…

I did the 8 orgasms routine

Then I tell her: “I am your daddy” you “are mine you will do as i say” slowly in the ear.

A  home less guy asks for money, I did my Tyrone routine: basically we were married and madly in love but she left me cause my dick is 2 inches for a black guy name Tyrone… This is me telling the story to a homeless dude, she is all embarrassed…. But now she came back to me and we are madly in love, note every time the homeless guy cracks up laughing I do fake angry a lot of acting and ask him super serious and pissed, “why are you laughing is not funny she left me and i was heartbroken”,,,,
She is not acting sexual but I know she is sexual, there is a WALL somewhere, something is off…

She says she has to go home she gives me some excuse, but again body language in congruent, something is off…

She finally confess that she wants to fuck me but has her PERIOD (and yes is true not bluff)

She also confesses to me a lot of shit and open ups:

Turns out she was dating a dude for like a year that did not let her open up sexually and did not please her sexually…(ripped dude by the way)

She confessed to me that she is bisexual and she was relieved when she saw the way I acted NO JUDGMENTAL IN The transsexual show.  Finally,  she told me she could never open up to the ex and tell her she liked women  (the ex was not secret society but judgmental of sexually open people)….

I told her that she needs to open up 100% to people instead of living a double life, and also that includes having sex fast to find out if you are sexual compatible… Cause look how it turn out a year wasted being miserable and not being herself….

Then she is open to game with me and pick up women together via cold approach (this girl is a seducers  dream).

we agreed to meet on Thursday (this was a Sunday we met Thursday)

She came home Thursday and brought me food, that was really nice of her…

Came in, made her feel comfortable, play with Alexa, bang bang busted all kinds of nutzzzz.

Live logs here:

here is the opener based on what she says in her profile about her:

“Love dancing it keeps my soul young! Music, ect..
Ask”

Me: Dancing????????? where do you usually go dancing? I am Felipe

Melissa:My best Friend owns (dancing venue not mentioned for privacy) in (city not mentioned for privacy) and just depends on my mood 🙂

Melissa: I am Melissa

me:cool! nice to meet you Melissa… what are your 2 best qualities that have nothing to do with your appearnace? I have my own guesses but you would know better than i would. 🙂

Melissa:Hello there well id say my honesty and respect for others

Melissa: What were your guesses

Melissa:I’m also a Libra I need balance in my life! And I hate drama, it just gives me anxiety that I don’t need!

Melissa:I was just actually about to delete my account lol this is just very overwhelming! Thinking to myself god will put that one in my life in due time ya know

Me: Dating and meeting people could be overwhelming I hate it too, we all do. I found a way to screen people out. I kind of guessed you are more of a simple low key low drama girl. I think you are safe enough text me here so it’s easier for me before you decide to delete your account 561@#$#$#$@#$

Melissa:Yea it is, it actually sucks lol. And you thought right! I will lock your number in and give u a good morning txt. I hope you sleep well tonight!

Melissa: ? HOW THE HECK DO I DELETE ACCOUNT LOL

Me:Go to profile,edit,hide profile from others

Melissa pof: Hi Felipe this is Melissa good afternoon sorry for delayed txt it is our season and it’s been crazy busy! How is your day going 4:33 PM
Melissa pof: I’m finally home now painting the walls lol 4:33 PM
Melissa pof: Grey is the color and I have to say it’s looking good 4:34 PM
Me: Melissa you have nothing to apologize for, i do not return text right away either cause i am busy… I am glad to hear from you, i was not doing good 🙁 cause i did not hear from you 4:35 PM
Me: j/k i am good 🙂 4:35 PM
Me: grey is that modern grey i am into modern styles 4:36 PM
Melissa pof: Lol good because I hate when people get upset with me not texting or responding rt awAy! It’s pretty annoying lol 4:36 PM
Me: not only annoying but need as fuck 4:37 PM
Me: i had a girl going helloooooooooooooooooooo! hellloooo! 4:37 PM
Me: hello 4:37 PM
Me: drove me crazy 4:37 PM
Melissa pof: Yes sir! Glad your on the same page 4:37 PM
Melissa pof: Same here 4:37 PM
Me: which is why i put in pof profile the text of not texting right away 4:37 PM
Melissa pof: Ha 4:37 PM
Melissa pof: I also go to bed early because I work hard and do get tired! 4:38 PM
Me: what is that you do 4:38 PM
Melissa pof: My ex would be like are u cheating on me??? So annoying 4:38 PM
Me: besides thinking of me and smile 4:38 PM
Me: MMS Sent 4:39 PM
Melissa pof: Ha, I ship for ups, FedEx and USPS 4:39 PM
Me: ufff that most be hard at this time of the year 4:39 PM
Melissa pof: Omg ha 4:40 PM
Melissa pof: Yea it’s super busy, I also pack everything 4:40 PM
Me: ufff! yeah i hear you 4:40 PM
Melissa pof: I use to work in the or but I got tired of that 4:41 PM
Me: you misspelled wha? 4:41 PM
Melissa pof: Surgical tech my specialty was breast oncology! Very sad 4:41 PM
Me: ok gottcha 4:41 PM
Melissa pof: Oops 4:42 PM
Me: yeah pretty sad 4:42 PM
Me: cutting breasts 4:42 PM
Melissa pof: Yea 4:42 PM
Me: 🙁 4:42 PM
Me: destroyer of boners 4:42 PM
Me: 🙁 4:42 PM
Me: as a consequence 4:42 PM
Me: but they usually get fake boobs after 4:43 PM
Melissa pof: Gotta get back to painting and def is!!! Talk to u soon! Yes but not always prett 4:43 PM
Me: k have fun, will keep in touch 4:43 PM
Melissa pof: I’m always feeling my breast for lumps lol 4:43 PM
Me: i am a gentlement if you are tired and need a check u i can always help 4:44 PM
Me: 🙂 4:44 PM
Me: ttul 4:44 PM
Me: 🙂 4:44 PM
Melissa pof: Hey boo 1:50 PM
Melissa pof: How’s your day 1:50 PM
Me: my name is not hey and my nickname is not boo is Felipe aka latin diesel 🙂 , my day is not good 🙁 2:23 PM
Me: cause i missed you! 🙂 2:23 PM
Me: lol 2:23 PM
Me: how are you? 2:24 PM
Melissa pof: Aw ok Felipe I missed u too 3:13 PM
Melissa pof: Super busy now I’m babysitting! I’m the Jack of all trades lol 3:13 PM
Me: look at you make that money! 3:14 PM
Me: //////:-) 3:14 PM
Melissa pof: Dear Lord please let this baby go to sleep lol 3:14 PM
Me: do what you got a do… how did the paint come out 3:14 PM
Me: i love babies but for brief periods, too much and it gives me stresss 🙁 3:15 PM
Melissa pof: You know it! 3:16 PM
Melissa pof: Thank you, it looks great just gotta do second coat and trim 3:16 PM
Me: you work tomorrow? 3:16 PM
Me: when are you going to show me those dance moves? 3:17 PM
Me: 🙂 3:17 PM
Melissa pof: Ditto, thank goodness my boys are older 15 and 12 3:19 PM
Me: MMS Sent 3:19 PM
Me: my mom says frank i mean javier i mean Felipe 3:20 PM
Melissa pof: No I don’t work on weekends ! Sometimes I will work my friends showcases when she needs me! 3:20 PM
Me: you are true hustler look at you 3:20 PM
Melissa pof: Haha I do the same 3:20 PM
Melissa pof: So funny 3:21 PM
Me: 🙁 3:21 PM
Melissa pof: Are u at work? 3:21 PM
Melissa pof: I would like to put a voice with your handsome face 3:21 PM
Melissa pof: I hate texting 3:21 PM
Melissa pof: But don’t like talking long either ha 3:22 PM
Me: awww! blushing ok, yeah Is easier for me to text and yes i don’t like talking long either i tell you what i will text you probably tomorrow before i call you to see if we can talk 3:23 PM
Me: but i can not talk now 🙁 really busy at work 3:24 PM
Melissa pof: When I had pink hair  3:28 PM
Me: wowow! really attractive, nice! 3:29 PM
Melissa pof: Ok that sounds great! Have a great rest of ur day! Oh I forgot to ask what it is you do? And thank you very much 3:30 PM
Me: does not look at all like the pic you have in your profile 3:30 PM
Melissa pof: I think I look better in person lol 3:31 PM
Melissa pof: Yea the pink made me look younger I feel 3:31 PM
Me: yeah that is what people tell me too…. Anyways, besides me being Melissa Future lover 🙂 … I am incharge of cyber security for biz services in Microsoft, I also have some real estate businessess, and finally i have a blog and youtube channel were i teach nerds how to be attractive men (self help) 3:33 PM
Me: MMS Sent 3:33 PM
Me: also i do a martial art called capoeira 3:33 PM
Me: mix martial arts with acrobatics, music and dancing 3:34 PM
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N-PfYLyCpI 3:34 PM
Melissa pof: Nice very impressive 3:35 PM
Melissa pof: Glad I got your number before I got off of pof 3:35 PM
Melissa pof: Well I know your busy I Will talk with u soon mua 3:36 PM
Me: muahzzz back with tongue 🙂 3:36 PM
Me: laterz 3:36 PM
Melissa pof: 3:37 PM
Melissa pof: Last pic my Halloween costume this year 3:39 PM
Melissa pof: 3:40 PM
Me: wowowow 3:40 PM
Me: not fair 3:40 PM
Me: you woke up optimus prime 3:40 PM
Me: tons of movement 3:40 PM
Me: now i won’t be able to work 3:40 PM
Me: 🙁 3:40 PM
Me: god dammmm 3:40 PM
Me: 🙂 3:40 PM
Me: evil you 3:41 PM
Melissa pof: Haha stop it! Optimus prime haha 3:41 PM
Me: MMS Sent 3:41 PM
Me: halloween 3:41 PM
Melissa pof: Wow you are so so amazingly handsome 3:42 PM
Me: optimus prime aka Goliath aka limp father of thousands, aka empire state post 9/11 3:42 PM
Me: but my ex call it 2 incher when she got mad 🙁 3:43 PM
Me: sorry too intellectual today 3:43 PM
Me: oh thank you blushing! 3:43 PM
Melissa pof: I think most people say things they don’t mean when angry! 3:44 PM
Me: yeah but the 2 inchers really bother paco he has a weird personality and a mind of his own 3:45 PM
Me: anyways i am being silly 3:45 PM
Me: don’t mind me 3:45 PM
Melissa pof: I like silly  I don’t mind you at all ! I love a sense of humor ‘ 3:46 PM
Melissa pof: Talk to u soon, sorry I got going for a sec lol 3:48 PM
Melissa pof: Gosh u are so damn sexy I can’t help it! 3:48 PM
Me: REally! please don’t stop, cont…. let me take a screen shot 🙂 3:49 PM
Melissa pof: K ha 3:49 PM
Me: you look colombian and yes like colors like red or maybe dark brown with blonde highlights will make you look younger….. I just do not like giving women tips sometimes cause then they get super hot and gets to their heads… 3:51 PM
Me: *light 3:51 PM
Melissa pof: This is a 500 dollar dress my best friend got for me! I finally got to wear it at the last showcase I worked at freadastair two Sundays ago 3:51 PM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 3:51 PM
Me: wowow automatic boner 3:52 PM
Me: i have enough pics for tonight before going to sleep thank you 🙂 3:52 PM
Melissa pof: Your welcome@ really? My ex could never get fully hard! He says it was me 3:53 PM
Me: i see you have good fashion sense, i was also reading your pof it says you have not kids lol 3:53 PM
Me: maybe he was guy cause if i was not at work i would send you evidence 3:54 PM
Melissa pof: I was going threw pretty quick mistake yes I do! Two amazing boys 3:54 PM
Me: paco is acting up and rising 3:54 PM
Me: cool 3:54 PM
Me: *gay 3:55 PM
Melissa pof: I think that’s great 3:57 PM
Melissa pof: Not gay lol 3:57 PM
Me: you have a nice behind too for a white girl 4:00 PM
Me: 🙂 4:01 PM
Melissa pof: Oh nevermind I got it lol 4:01 PM
Melissa pof: Thank u and everything about me is real 4:01 PM
Me: really even the breast? 4:01 PM
Me: wowow nice 4:01 PM
Melissa pof: Absolutely 4:02 PM
Melissa pof: I think they are a small D 4:02 PM
Me: paco disagrees 4:02 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 4:03 PM
Me: send me a side pic were i can see some of your booty 4:03 PM
Me: i really like it and the tatoo 4:03 PM
Melissa pof: I like paco already 4:03 PM
Me: 🙂 4:03 PM
Me: he can be annoying 4:03 PM
Melissa pof: K give me a sec 4:03 PM
Me: like now is not letting me work after seeing your pics 4:03 PM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 4:04 PM
Me: you have the “fresh” “i did not do it” face lol 4:05 PM
Melissa pof: Thank you lol 4:06 PM
Melissa pof: Is that good or bad 4:06 PM
Me: but i was talking about your behind could not see it 🙁 oh well it does not matter the pof pic will do 🙂 4:06 PM
Me: is like a face of “i look innocent” but i am “naughty” 4:06 PM
Melissa pof: 4:07 PM
Me: like a catholic school naughty girl 🙂 4:07 PM
Me: i like your personality it feels like i known you 4:07 PM
Me: this is the longest goodbye ever lol 4:07 PM
Me: i can be addicting watch out 4:07 PM
Melissa pof: I like yours too! Rt 4:08 PM
Me: you and my mom makes it 2 cool! 4:08 PM
Me: 🙂 4:08 PM
Melissa pof: As I am watch out Felipe 4:08 PM
Melissa pof: My naughty Catholic school girl costume like 20 years ago lol 4:09 PM
Me: i know paco already obsessed with you and your pics, no matter how much i am thinking about my grandma he still awake 4:09 PM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 4:09 PM
Me: dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 4:09 PM
Me: i think i had an accident 4:09 PM
Me: no more pics 4:09 PM
Melissa pof: Lmao you are so funny I like it alot 4:10 PM
Me: i gonna get fired 4:10 PM
Me: 🙂 4:10 PM
Melissa pof: Ok ok 4:10 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 4:10 PM
Me: i am humping the desk…. anyways here is the problem with dating that i told you 4:10 PM
Me: women have a problem from what i notice managing expectations 4:11 PM
Me: when you meet a dude you need to right away put him into 4 different sections: 1.- a nothing (not a friend, a creeper, a psyco, boring dude, dude with no personality)…. a friend ( a cool guy you enjoy but no sexual attraction/vib) 3.- a lover ( a friend you like sexually) 4.- a future bf potential ( a dude you can see yourself with) 4:12 PM
Me: *vibe 4:13 PM
Me: women totally fuck up expectations and then get “mad” at the dating environment 4:13 PM
Me: i know this cause they all say the same stuff just like you lol 4:13 PM
Me: “i hate dating” “dating sucks” “are there any normal guys out there” 4:14 PM
Melissa pof: Good advice, you should write a book 4:15 PM
Me: i already did 4:15 PM
Me: 🙂 4:15 PM
Melissa pof: I really like talking with u btw 4:15 PM
Me: blog, book, youtube channel i told you 4:16 PM
Me: me 3 4:16 PM
Melissa pof: So true 4:16 PM
Melissa pof: Aw 4:16 PM
Melissa pof: I hate it too! What is normal 4:17 PM
Me: trust me is not easy for guys either, the whole dating scene in this era is sooooooo bad 4:18 PM
Melissa pof: So cool, I must of missed the book part but very very awsome 4:18 PM
Me: that i feel bad for future generations 4:18 PM
Me: instagram, facebook, tinder, snapchat, women can fuck a dude and not get attach (it was not like this back in the day).. women are dudes now a days 4:20 PM
Me: with a vagina 4:20 PM
Me: is all fucked 4:20 PM
Me: which is why guys are not encourage to settle and women think all guys want one thing 4:20 PM
Me: but is the fucked up environment 4:20 PM
Me: anyways sorry for the rant muahzz 4:21 PM
Melissa pof: I agree, I’ve been in 3 serious relationships! My first was my kids father for 15 years the second 5 years and the 3rd 1 1/2 years I really don’t like putting all my business on dating sites 4:21 PM
Melissa pof: So true 4:22 PM
Me: i just joined to see what the fuzzz was all about, and is just depressing 4:22 PM
Melissa pof: Don’t be sorry I like your rants 4:22 PM
Me: desperate women looking for a hubby 4:22 PM
Me: damage goods 4:22 PM
Me: nothing to offer but want the world 4:22 PM
Melissa pof: Ok TTYL for real mua 4:23 PM
Melissa pof: Yes yes yes ugh so sad 4:23 PM
Melissa pof: Btw excited to meet u 4:27 PM
Melissa pof: Hopefully soon 4:27 PM
Melissa pof: I’m driving to Philadelphia on the 16th for a few days 4:27 PM
Me: can’t go with you sorry 4:28 PM
Me: but will miss you 4:28 PM
Me: 🙂 4:28 PM
Me: meet me Saturday or Sunday 4:28 PM
Me: i will call you anyways tomorrow 4:29 PM
Melissa pof: It’s ok lol I will miss u too 4:29 PM
Melissa pof: Yes 4:30 PM
Me: and were will your fingers be when you do? 4:30 PM
Me: j/k 4:30 PM
Me: hope you come back and be safe 4:30 PM
Me: will watch titanic when you leave 4:30 PM
Me: :-0 4:30 PM
Melissa pof: Ha ok 4:33 PM
Melissa pof: Or the notebook 4:33 PM
Me: yes i have been taking notes that is why i am so romantic 4:34 PM
Me: talking about romance 4:34 PM
Me: this is based on a trues story, is a romance novel: me: babe i want a bj ex: can you be a bit more romantic me: ok, i want a bj in the rain… The end 4:35 PM
Me: i told you i am romantic 4:35 PM
Me: brb watching the notebook and taking notes 4:35 PM
Me: 🙂 4:35 PM
Me: muahzzzz 4:35 PM
Me: ttul 4:35 PM
Melissa pof: ❤ 5:03 PM
Melissa pof: Good afternoon felipe 12:43 PM
Melissa pof: Did u sleep well 12:43 PM
Me: nope cause i could not get you out of my thoughts, i hate you 12:44 PM
Me: 🙂 12:44 PM
Melissa pof: Lol no u dont 12:44 PM
Me: what are you doing besides thinking of me and smiling? 12:44 PM
Melissa pof: I’m making a late breakfast sausage gravy and biscuits from scratch  12:45 PM
Melissa pof: And what are u doing besides thinking of me lol 12:45 PM
Me: about to look at the pics you send me and fast furiously so when i see you i can behave 12:47 PM
Me: *fap 12:47 PM
Me: 🙂 12:47 PM
Me: i told you i been watching the notebook and taking notes 12:47 PM
Me: 🙂 12:47 PM
Melissa pof: )) 1:00 PM
Melissa pof: Do I get to hear your voice today 1:01 PM
Me: yes and to see me… 1:01 PM
Me: 🙂 1:01 PM
Melissa pof: It’s a beautiful day! 1:01 PM
Me: i know 1:01 PM
Melissa pof: Yes I would love to see u 1:02 PM
Me: Meet me at nikos around 6 pm 1:02 PM
Melissa pof: Where is that 1:03 PM
Me: Unfussy pizza parlor serving thin-crust slices & pies as well as subs, salads & calzones. Located in: Downtown Development Authority Address: 301 N Clematis St, West Palm Beach, FL 33401 1:03 PM
Me: clematis 1:03 PM
Me: across hooka in the corner 1:03 PM
Me: were you say we met 1:03 PM
Melissa pof: Do you fish at all? 1:03 PM
Me: what is fish 1:03 PM
Me: at all 1:03 PM
Me: no hablo ingles 1:04 PM
Melissa pof: Ok that sounds awsome 1:04 PM
Melissa pof: Ok that sounds awsome 1:04 PM
Me: what are you an announcer lol “that sounds awesome” 1:04 PM
Me: lololol 1:04 PM
Me: mrs. Tonny robbins 1:05 PM
Me: 🙂 1:05 PM
Melissa pof: I’m meAn fishing like with a fishing pole 1:05 PM
Melissa pof: Haha 1:05 PM
Melissa pof: Smiling 1:05 PM
Me: no i don’t mind if that is your hobbie 1:06 PM
Me: but my hobbies are more active in nature 1:06 PM
Me: 🙁 1:06 PM
Me: fishing, golf, and watching paint dry boring to me 🙁 1:06 PM
Me: dancing, martial arts, gymnastics = profit 1:07 PM
Me: but you will love it there will be a light christmas show 1:07 PM
Melissa pof: Cool, I hear you! I’m very versatile I like doing lots of things indoor/outdoor 1:07 PM
Me: really romantic 1:07 PM
Melissa pof: Perfect 1:07 PM
Me: oh trust me indoor i am very versatile indoors 1:08 PM
Me: 🙂 1:08 PM
Me: if you know what i mean 1:08 PM
Me: no hablo ingles 1:08 PM
Melissa pof: Ha 1:08 PM
Melissa pof: I got u 1:09 PM
Melissa pof: So personal ? If it’s ok with u? 1:11 PM
Me: go ahead 1:11 PM
Melissa pof: How long have you been single 1:12 PM
Melissa pof: It’s been almost 3 months for me 1:14 PM
Me: uhmmm longer than that out of the rebound(6 months), you still in a delicate stage… but i will help you with that 1:15 PM
Me: this is my friend 1:17 PM
Me: http://girls-with-game.com/10-mistak…ter-a-breakup/ 1:17 PM
Me: read that 1:17 PM
Melissa pof: I’m really good it’s ok 1:19 PM
Me: will talk about it later, but read that article 1:19 PM
Melissa pof: I read the article and it’s quite the opposite for me I changed my phone number because he was calling from fake numbers after I blocked him on all aspects! My son’s number,my moms,and friends numbers he doesn’t even know! Crazy he finally called me at My job and gave him closure! 1:24 PM
Me: wowow, he went psycho 1:24 PM
Me: wholly shit! 1:24 PM
Melissa pof: Yea but I think he got the point. I haven’t heard from him in a week at least. I told him we can’t be friends 1:26 PM
Me: yes you need to cut ALL CONTACT 1:26 PM
Me: that is crusial 1:26 PM
Me: it was super hard for me to cut all contact and not go psycho with my ex, but i went cold turkey 1:27 PM
Me: and after she was trying to reach out 1:27 PM
Me: and as much as i wanted, i did not pick up the phone or return texts 1:27 PM
Me: and got to the point were i texted her to please not to contact me anymore please 1:28 PM
Me: but what happens is that is the male biology, women will most of the time do the break up 1:28 PM
Melissa pof: Same here cold turkey until I had to put an end to the fake calls and changed my number 1:28 PM
Me: but we are wired caveman times to pair bond, and protect the girl after baby is born 1:29 PM
Me: so the mind fucks with you and you become codependant 1:29 PM
Me: is not you and individual is you and her 1:29 PM
Me: so super hard 1:29 PM
Melissa pof: It really is 1:29 PM
Me: is the same as a death of a loved one 1:30 PM
Me: but i love break ups in a weird way, cause it makes me grow, every break up is an opportunity for growth 1:31 PM
Me: and i hate being codependant 1:31 PM
Melissa pof: I understand where your coming from growing is so good! I hate to say it but it becomes easier for me with every breakup! Idk I guess the same outcome becomes reality 1:35 PM
Me: how long were you together, i don’t have many break ups cause my relationship last a long time 1:36 PM
Me: my average is 3 years 1:36 PM
Me: last one was 10 years 1:36 PM
Melissa pof: Year and a half 1:36 PM
Me: of course that is easy piece of cake 1:36 PM
Melissa pof: One before that 5 years and one before that 14 years 1:37 PM
Me: 14 year one was hardest right? 1:37 PM
Melissa pof: First one was the worst 1:37 PM
Melissa pof: I cried and cried 1:37 PM
Melissa pof: My kids father 1:37 PM
Me: oof course 1:38 PM
Melissa pof: My first everything 1:38 PM
Melissa pof: I’m way over it now 1:38 PM
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Bq5uqpLmE 1:47 PM
Melissa pof: Perfect song, saw him live in concert! Great artist sad outcome 1:54 PM
Melissa pof: Mr Tony Robbins guy in shallow Hal? Motivational speaker rt! 1:55 PM
Melissa pof: Delayed response has to think lol 1:56 PM
Me: yeah Tony Robins author of “awaken the giant within” one of the best books ever 1:56 PM
Me: motivational speaker 1:56 PM
Melissa pof: Cool 1:56 PM
Melissa pof: I should be leaving here in a few 5:16 PM
Me: Okay 5:20 PM
Me: See you later 5:20 PM
Melissa pof: Ok 5:21 PM
Melissa pof: Might be like 5 or ten min behind I’m on Okeechobee already tho sorry if I’m a lil late 5:41 PM
Me: That’s fine 5:46 PM
Me: ,☺ 5:46 PM
Me: And expected 5:46 PM
Me: 5:46 PM
Melissa pof: Aw 5:53 PM
Melissa pof: 5 min 6:07 PM
Me: Kkk 6:09 PM
Melissa pof: I’m walking thru where all the lights are at the end of clematis 6:13 PM
Me: OK 6:17 PM
Melissa pof: I’m here 6:19 PM
Melissa pof: R u here 6:19 PM
Melissa pof: Omg it’s so cold 6:19 PM

HERE IS WHEN WE MET AT THE CORNER PIZZA STORE(and the interaction that i explained at beginning happened)

NOW THIS IS POST INTERACTION NEXT DAY…(and all the sex pics)

Melissa pof: I’m home thank u for tonight I really enjoyed your company 12:02 AM
Melissa pof: Pics r coming just need to connect to Wi-Fi 12:03 AM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 12:12 AM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 12:12 AM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 12:12 AM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 12:12 AM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 12:15 AM
Me: T 9:32 AM
Me: H 9:32 AM
Me: A 9:32 AM
Me: N 9:32 AM
Me: K 9:32 AM
Me: Y 9:33 AM
Me: O 9:33 AM
Me: U 9:33 AM
Me: Had to do that so i can text and nobody can see the screen 9:34 AM
Me: 9:34 AM
Melissa pof: Ha thank you! 11:42 AM
Me: nah thank you on behalf of me an optimus prime i could not stop busting 11:58 AM
Me: lost count 11:58 AM
Me: my arm is really really sore 11:58 AM
Me: 🙁 11:58 AM
Melissa pof: Your welcome lol 12:05 PM
Melissa pof: On my way back to job took a small break it is crazy 12:06 PM
Me: i know and is going to get worst 12:06 PM
Me: as christmas gets closer 12:06 PM
Melissa pof: And my gf is working on rental as we speak yeaya 12:07 PM
Melissa pof: Awwww 12:07 PM
Melissa pof: Oh yea my boss is probably hating life rt now and I took double shift 12:07 PM
Melissa pof: 8 to 8 12:08 PM
Me: definitely don’t drive your car 12:08 PM
Me: you crazy good luck to you that is toooo much 12:09 PM
Melissa pof: I sold over 5000 this morning alone 12:09 PM
Me: you are a pimp 12:09 PM
Melissa pof: I’m not 12:09 PM
Me: look at you 12:09 PM
Melissa pof: Gotta do what I gotta do 12:10 PM
Melissa pof: My boys are expensive 12:10 PM
Me: don’t know since i pull out in time, i don’t have that problem 12:10 PM
Melissa pof: Lol pimpin ain’t easy 12:10 PM
Me: do you get child support 12:11 PM
Melissa pof: Oh god no more pleased 12:11 PM
Melissa pof: Please 12:11 PM
Melissa pof: Noooo 12:11 PM
Melissa pof: Dad in prison 12:11 PM
Melissa pof: He’s a mess 12:11 PM
Me: geeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! you have an art to picking the 12:12 PM
Me: wrong dude 12:12 PM
Me: gosh 12:12 PM
Melissa pof: My poor kids! It’s ok tho they know I got them no matter what 12:12 PM
Melissa pof: I know 12:12 PM
Me: just be careful they become mamas boys 12:12 PM
Me: they need some type of testosterone around 12:13 PM
Melissa pof: He wasn’t like. This always drugs will mess your life up 12:13 PM
Melissa pof: They got my brother and uncle best guys around 12:14 PM
Melissa pof: Ever 12:14 PM
Me: that is why i don’t touch drug 12:14 PM
Me: my drug is vagina 12:14 PM
Me: 🙂 12:14 PM
Me: you gave me some yesterday in the pic 12:14 PM
Me: 🙂 12:14 PM
Me: you are my new dealer 12:14 PM
Melissa pof: My bro bought my kid his Xbox 1 for me for him thank God 400 dollars for his bday 12:14 PM
Melissa pof: Ha 12:15 PM
Melissa pof: Good 12:15 PM
Melissa pof: I like that alooot 12:15 PM
Me: reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…… 12:15 PM
Me: tell me more 🙂 12:15 PM
Melissa pof: Yea he’s awsome 12:16 PM
Melissa pof: Mooooore 12:16 PM
Melissa pof: Lmao 12:16 PM
Melissa pof: Jk I joke alot 12:17 PM
Me: oh fuck i thought you were talking about you being my dealer that you like that a lot 12:17 PM
Me: 🙁 12:17 PM
Me: boba 12:17 PM
Melissa pof: I’m back at work hustling time 12:17 PM
Me: k have fun 12:17 PM
Melissa pof: I was 12:17 PM
Me: muahzzz 12:17 PM
Melissa pof: 12:18 PM
Melissa pof: Tons 12:18 PM
Me: with tongue don’t forget 12:18 PM
Me: 🙂 12:18 PM
Melissa pof: You have a great day handsome 12:18 PM
Melissa pof: Mua 12:18 PM
Me: my name is not handsome is Felipe, geeeezzzz….. You 3 12:19 PM
Melissa pof: Miss that tongue btw 12:19 PM
Melissa pof: Such a great kisser u are 12:19 PM
Me: awww thank you mami you 3 12:19 PM
Melissa pof: Lol sorry but u are 12:19 PM
Me: don’t get me horny at work not again, thank you mami 12:20 PM
Me: hopefully will kiss much more in the future 🙂 12:20 PM
Melissa pof: Not mami, Melissa geez 12:20 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 12:20 PM
Me: don’t used my stupid lines on me 12:20 PM
Me: 🙁 12:20 PM
Melissa pof: Yes pleased 12:21 PM
Melissa pof: Hahaha 12:21 PM
Melissa pof: Ok 12:21 PM
Me: j/k mami have a good day, text me later if you want don’t miss me too much 12:23 PM
Me: 🙂 12:23 PM
Melissa pof: I will try lol 4:03 PM
Melissa pof: I’m burnt out already 4:04 PM
Me: come over so i can give you a massage 🙂 4:04 PM
Me: oh no i don’t want blood in my sheets 4:04 PM
Melissa pof: Oh god no 4:05 PM
Melissa pof: That would be bad 4:05 PM
Melissa pof: Thursday maybe? 4:05 PM
Me: of course lets go party 4:06 PM
Melissa pof: Idk about party lol 4:07 PM
Me: j/k did not want to sound to eager 4:07 PM
Me: but you caught my bluff 4:08 PM
Me: damm it 4:08 PM
Melissa pof: Maybe private party 4:08 PM
Me: thank you for helping me safe face you are the best 🙂 4:09 PM
Me: *save face 4:09 PM
Melissa pof: , 4:09 PM
Me: awww blushing 4:09 PM
Melissa pof: The notorious work bathroom pic 4:37 PM
Melissa pof: MMS Received 4:37 PM
Me: omg 4:37 PM
Me: that assssssssssssssssssss 4:37 PM
Me: wowow 4:38 PM
Me: boner time 4:38 PM
Melissa pof: Hahaha mission complete 4:38 PM
Me: sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttt 4:39 PM
Me: and sexy 4:39 PM
Me: and cool 4:39 PM
Me: and funny 4:39 PM
Melissa pof: Aw thanks 4:39 PM
Me: best personality ever 4:39 PM
Me: though you cheated on me with Tyron 4:39 PM
Me: cause of my 2 inches 4:39 PM
Me: 🙁 4:39 PM
Melissa pof: Ditto 4:39 PM
Melissa pof: Ha you remember his name 4:40 PM
Me: whatever 4:40 PM
Melissa pof: It was his Windex that caught my eye 4:40 PM
Me: 🙁 4:40 PM
Me: i love those pants wowow! so sexy 4:51 PM
Melissa pof: 4:56 PM
Melissa pof: Thank u 4:56 PM
Me: nah thank you mami, that is very nice that you send me a pic like that cause you know it will get me all worked up 4:57 PM
Melissa pof: So comftrble all I wear to work  4:57 PM
Me: sweet 4:57 PM
Me: you can be sweet sometimes 4:57 PM
Me: though you can be a pain the ass too 4:57 PM
Me: and of course a pain in my beloved pipi with your constant tease 4:58 PM
Me: i will put it in and be the 2 minute man if you keep this up 4:58 PM
Me: fuck my life! 4:58 PM
Me: 🙁 4:58 PM
Melissa pof: You make me smile thank you! 4:58 PM
Me: you make my pipi smile and throw up and my arm hurt 4:59 PM
Me: 🙂 5:00 PM
Melissa pof: Omg 5:00 PM
Me: and my balls change colors to purple 5:00 PM
Me: true story 5:00 PM
Me: gonna write a novel 5:00 PM
Melissa pof: I will fix that arm problem dont u worry 5:00 PM
Me: Really 🙂 5:01 PM
Melissa pof: I did have a huge wall up last night! Thanks for talking to me more in the car that really helped 5:01 PM
Melissa pof: Your a smart man 5:02 PM
Me: yeah i been doing this for a long time 5:03 PM
Me: so i knew something was off 5:03 PM
Me: dating sucks, there are no easy short cuts 5:04 PM
Melissa pof: No there isn’t but I took notes  5:04 PM
Me: and we all hate it, we all think we can do better etc…. 5:05 PM
Me: men and women are different and we have different mating goals so out of the bag we start fucked up 5:05 PM
Melissa pof: Very true 5:05 PM
Me: the goal of women is to find the best candidate possible to protect offspring 5:05 PM
Me: the goal of men is to spread the seed 5:06 PM
Me: lol 5:06 PM
Me: women need to be careful all long 5:06 PM
Me: men we can take risk 5:06 PM
Melissa pof: Yea I’m bad at picking a good guy 5:06 PM
Me: women are the buyers men are the sellers 5:06 PM
Melissa pof: You sold me lol 5:08 PM
Melissa pof: Oh boy 5:08 PM
Me: awww blushing thank you i hope you are a happy customer 5:09 PM
Melissa pof: Yass 5:34 PM
Melissa pof: Hello Felipe I’m home just relaxing now and was just thinking of you, how was your day? 9:46 PM
Me: not good cause i missed you 🙁 10:44 AM
Me: Good morning 10:44 AM
Melissa pof: Good morning Felipe aw I missed you too! How is your morning going? 11:06 AM
Me: not good 11:07 AM
Me: 🙁 11:07 AM
Melissa pof: Aw I’m sorry! I hope it gets better for you! I think I’m working a double today too$$$$$$ I hope actually 11:33 AM
Me: nah you are supposed to say why? 11:34 AM
Me: i am supposed to say cause i missed you i told already 11:34 AM
Me: you so unromantic 11:34 AM
Me: talking about romance 11:34 AM
Me: here is a romantic story based on true events… Me:babe i want a bj ex: can you please be a bit more romantic me: of course babe, i want a bj in the rain…. The end 11:35 AM
Melissa pof: I was going to say why? Darn it 1:24 PM
Melissa pof: That story is so romantic 1:25 PM
Me: i told you i know romance i should be in the notebook 2 2:29 PM
Me: 🙂 2:29 PM
Me: just came from lunch wanted you for my dessert 2:29 PM
Me: 🙁 2:29 PM
Melissa pof: You should be, your the perfect man for the part!,way better than that other guy! 2:32 PM
Me: awww! blushing muahzzz with tongue 2:32 PM
Melissa pof: Oh really 2:33 PM
Melissa pof: Yummy 2:33 PM
Me: you are yummy 2:34 PM
Melissa pof: I just got off 2:34 PM
Me: ah what happened to the overtime 🙁 2:34 PM
Melissa pof: ❤ 2:34 PM
Melissa pof: The other girl came in! Ugh u wanna see her see its really awsome 2:35 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 2:35 PM
Melissa pof: Ass 2:36 PM
Melissa pof: Spell check sucks 2:37 PM
Me: i don’t understand what you are saying 2:37 PM
Me: at all 2:37 PM
Me: no ingles 2:37 PM
Me: all i know is me +you = uga uga 2:37 PM
Melissa pof: You are a gentleman 2:38 PM
Melissa pof: 2:38 PM
Me: a who? 2:38 PM
Me: i ain’t no gentlemen 2:39 PM
Me: I am your future ex husband 2:39 PM
Me: 🙂 2:39 PM
Melissa pof: Nope I wouldn’t divorce you lol 2:40 PM
Me: awww you are so romantic 2:40 PM
Melissa pof: I’m learning from the best 2:41 PM
Me: what is his name, i am sad now 2:42 PM
Me: tyrone again 2:42 PM
Me: i can’t take this 2:42 PM
Me: 🙁 2:42 PM
Me: brb let me jump from the bridge 2:42 PM
Melissa pof: Who’s Tyrone lol 2:44 PM
Me: you forgot tyrone and the 2 inches story 2:45 PM
Melissa pof: I remember but I don’t like Tyrone anymore 2:46 PM
Melissa pof: I miss your eyes my favorite feature 2:52 PM
Melissa pof: I want to come see u but I think I need one more day  2:53 PM
Me: that is fine mami 2:53 PM
Me: no problems or expectations or pressure 2:53 PM
Me: i understand 2:54 PM
Me: plus i have plenty of pics of you and plenty of lotion 2:54 PM
Me: “-) 2:54 PM
Me: 🙂 2:54 PM
Me: only problem is i need more ibiprofin for my sore right hand 2:54 PM
Melissa pof: Awwww 2:56 PM
Melissa pof: I don’t want to sound eager or desperate but I really can’t wait 2:56 PM
Me: really???? 2:58 PM
Me: 🙂 2:58 PM
Melissa pof: Yes really! Geez look what you did 2:58 PM
Me: when are you leaving i forgot friday right 2:59 PM
Melissa pof: Yes in the early afternoon 3:00 PM
Me: 🙁 3:00 PM
Melissa pof: I know  3:01 PM
Melissa pof: I’m really not looking forward to that cold weather!! 3:01 PM
Melissa pof: I’m bringing my kids with me tho! We all get to experience the snow together! Only part I’m excited about 3:02 PM
Melissa pof: We’ve never seen snow 3:03 PM
Me: oh nice 3:03 PM
Me: i pray to the period gods that by thursday your period is gone 3:04 PM
Me: 🙂 3:04 PM
Me: but if not fap fap fap 3:04 PM
Me: 🙂 3:04 PM
Me: get a rental though 3:04 PM
Me: i told you 3:04 PM
Melissa pof: Lol me too! 3:12 PM
Melissa pof: Absolutely it’s a must I told her! 3:13 PM
Melissa pof: I am kinda tired I’m gonna take a lil cat nap. Hope the rest of your day is great 3:16 PM
Melissa pof: Mua 3:16 PM
Me: night sleep with the angels aka me 3:17 PM
Me: text me later 3:17 PM
Me: muahzzz with tongue! 3:17 PM
Melissa pof: Thank u, I will! Mua 3:20 PM
Melissa pof: Hello Felipe how was your day? 7:12 PM
Me: you know what i am going to say 7:12 PM
Me: not good 7:12 PM
Me: cause i miss you 7:12 PM
Me: and you are leaving me 7:12 PM
Me: 🙁 7:12 PM
Me: going to hear selene deon 7:13 PM
Me: 🙁 7:13 PM
Melissa pof:  aw i miss you more and I’m not leaving you! You messed up and made me really like you lol 7:13 PM
Me: really 🙂 of course my romantic bj story would melt hearts 7:14 PM
Me: but you interrupted me i was printing one of your pics 7:14 PM
Melissa pof: Ugh that was what did it ha 7:14 PM
Me: so i can tell Santa what i wanted for christmas 7:15 PM
Me: boom 7:15 PM
Me: drop the mice 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: Printing? 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 7:15 PM
Me: exiting the stage 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: What mice? Lol 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: Jk 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: Hahaha 7:15 PM
Me: *mike 7:15 PM
Melissa pof: I kno 7:16 PM
Melissa pof: Lol 7:16 PM
Melissa pof: Just messing with you 7:16 PM
Me: mess with this down in my pants 7:16 PM
Melissa pof: What picture were you printing if I may ask 7:16 PM
Me: omg so silly i am not printing anything 7:17 PM
Melissa pof: Optimus prime is intimidating 7:17 PM
Me: i was giving you a compliment 7:17 PM
Melissa pof: Oh god, good lol 7:17 PM
Melissa pof: Thank you ha 7:18 PM
Me: i was like “let me print your pic so i can tell santa what i want for christmas” 7:18 PM
Me: cheesy line 7:18 PM
Me: gosh 7:18 PM
Me: you are slow today 🙁 7:18 PM
Melissa pof: Hehe 7:18 PM
Me: so unromantic 7:18 PM
Melissa pof: I’m tired 7:18 PM
Melissa pof: Delirious 7:18 PM
Me: i know you are tired cause i have been running through your mind all day 7:19 PM
Me: that is exhausting 7:19 PM
Me: 🙂 7:19 PM
Melissa pof: Good one 7:19 PM
Melissa pof: Haha 7:19 PM
Melissa pof: I never napped 7:20 PM
Me: question did you miss me? 7:21 PM
Melissa pof: Yes 7:22 PM
Me: and where were your fingers when you did? 7:23 PM
Me: booom 7:23 PM
Me: gottcha 7:23 PM
Me: brb ewatching the notebook 7:23 PM
Me: and taking notes 7:23 PM
Me: i am romance man 7:23 PM
Me: the new super hero 7:23 PM
Me: 🙂 7:23 PM
Melissa pof: My superhero boom 7:27 PM
Melissa pof: I know cheesy ha 7:28 PM
Me: i got your supper hero behind my zipper 7:28 PM
Melissa pof: Mmmmm 7:28 PM
Me: hint is inside something holding 230 teeth and holds the incredible hulk 7:28 PM
Me: no is not like that 7:29 PM
Me: ok what has 230 teeth and holds the incredible hulk? 7:29 PM
Me: the answer is my zipper 7:29 PM
Me: better 7:29 PM
Me: i am intellectual 7:29 PM
Melissa pof: Your jeans lol idk 7:29 PM
Melissa pof: I see you are, I like it 7:30 PM
Melissa pof: Its probably the weather adding to the pain 7:34 PM
Melissa pof: I need a massage my shoulder is killing me  7:35 PM
Me: come over i take care of you thursday 7:36 PM
Melissa pof: Ok  7:36 PM
Melissa pof: Thank you 7:37 PM
Me: anyways mami ttul going to the gym so i can be sexy for you muahzzzz 7:37 PM
Melissa pof: Ok get it 7:37 PM
Melissa pof: Mua 7:37 PM
Me: Morning! 10:58 AM
Melissa pof: Good morning, I hope your having a great day 11:07 AM
Me: let me fix that for you: “Good morning, miss you, can’t wait to see you, I hope your having a great day.” better 11:09 AM
Me: awww thank you miss you 3 11:09 AM
Melissa pof: Lol thanks! That does sound better! 11:10 AM
Me: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lets cyber make out i go first: lalalalalalalalalala 11:11 AM
Melissa pof: with tongue 11:12 AM
Melissa pof: Lol 11:12 AM
Me: uhmmmmm 11:12 AM
Melissa pof: So I’m watching tv and the notebook is on lol! Made me think of you 7:08 PM
Me: awwww! are you cumming tomorrow? 7:48 PM
Melissa pof: Of course I can’t wait to hug you! 7:49 PM
Melissa pof: Kiss you! 7:49 PM
Melissa pof: Ectt..ect… 7:50 PM
Me: 8:04 PM
Me: 8:04 PM
Melissa pof: sweet dreams! See you tomorrow 8:19 PM

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