Ok guys is summer, after the last couple of weeks dealing with dark/forbidden seduction ,is time to switch gears, to fun and positivity. In the next couple of weeks I will present you with my collection of cheesy banter, pick up lines and routines, that I use constantly to attract women on the field. They will not get you laid per se, but if done right it will make you very charismatic, display your fun personality, make you popular etc… As a consequence will create tons of attraction and if you do not fuck it up, may help you with your seductions aka pipi in vagina. It saddens me to see how many seducers and people in general are so plain/vanilla/boring with 0 personality.
Everything I am posting I HAVE USED WITH SUCCESS, numerous times in the field and specially texting in my interactions with women (Live text included in this one). Most of them are my INVENTION/CREATION, but a lot of them are from other seducers. When using them you do not want to be a “dancing monkey” or a “24 hour clown”, you need to calibrate and use them right. Finally, remember that my natural personality is cocky and funny, and my method is one that I call “sexual trolling” with the underlying philosophy explained by the “grandmaster style” (One of my many nicknames is “the grandmaster”, that is what people call me at work, but I am not the original community grandmaster).
Some cheesy opener, works in clubs after hours, street game:
me.- those are some bad ass shoes…
this one works well with girls that you have seen more than once
me.- You are having a good hair day today.
Relationship status (credit a seducer named sase)
when asked “what are you looking for?”
me: I’m looking for a girlfriend… possibly a wife.
…(pause/let it sink in)…
me: It doesn’t matter whose, if she’s cute anyone’s will do.
Ok this one is from an old seducer named guidaserouswreck:
during banter if the hot babe mentioned she was _____________________place for example the mall, or doing her nails or whatever…
You take advantage and say cool, today I had a really good day they honor me in an award ceremony…
hb: for what?
me: for being awesome.
The “not doing good” (my invention):
hottie: how are you doing today?
me: i am not doing good 🙁
hottie:why?
me: cause i mizz uzz
The crying (my invention):
k for the night gamers if they play a song such as the one in this video, or any romantic, emotional type song… pretend like you are crying, for example i take my handkerchief, and i pretend like i am about to cry or crying wiping my tears…> at this point you hugh her and cry on her shoulder, like you are extremely emotional and need a hugh…. now as she is hugging you and saying “aww that is ok” or laughing grab a bit of her shirt and like you are faking wiping your nose with her shirt (calibration and acting crucial)
player with hat routine -Credit Todd the natural (by the way, the hat is the best peacock, mystery had it right).
hottie comes and takes the hat of the player
Tod the natural: why do you steal my hat, that is just wrong
is like me stealing your underwear….
the pipi routine (bodybuilding troll)
me: i was thinking of you and something interdesting happened(misspell on purpose)
hottie: oh really, what?
me: my beloved pipi woke up and now is hungry, would you feed it…
The text make out routine (my invention)
me: can we text make out, i go first lalalalalalalalalala
and also i use this one
muaz with tongue
You can use lalalalala for singing as well (look at text sample at the end of the post)
the kill myself routing ( my invention inspired by all the puahat$%4e trolls always threatening to kill themselves)
you do this with any possibility of a hint of not having future sex. (of course we will have sex with them anyways)
Me: so since you are a full time church girl no more sex for me, let me go and kill myself right now 4:09 PM
hottie: you like being with me that much?
Me: yes, but my pipi needs loving too, so i am gonna go jump4:12 PM
Here is a live sample, on how powerful all this none sense is, this girl I just fucked the other day, came out of the blue with God this God that, with cheessy crap, I ended up fucking her again… So here is live cheese sample of all the stuff in the post (this is all unedited copy and paste through google voice) if you want to learn how I do all this shit read my sexting guide :
tennesseee: I’ve been going to church and I want to start following God. 11:23 AM
Me: i know that is great, you should… 2:26 PM
tennesseee: 2:27 PM
Me: it is important to have a balance life… the problem is when people get to obsessed with it, become judgmental, or try to force others… 2:29 PM
Me: i used to be a family youth church counselor 2:29 PM
tennesseee: There was an incredible speaker there today and I really felt the Holy Spirit . He is coming back tonight. 7 pm watch live at www.stevebarry.org or come Christian Family Church In Jupiter 2:29 PM
Me: too far 2:30 PM
tennesseee: Oh wow. Not forcing just inviting 2:30 PM
Me: re-read my last sentence 2:30 PM
tennesseee: Yes but it is online too 2:31 PM
Me: i like joel Osteen works for me.. 2:31 PM
tennesseee: Who is? 2:31 PM
Me: you do not know who joel osteen is… the most popular pastor in USA 2:32 PM
tennesseee: Remember you liked the Fluever perfume I had on and you said you would recommend it. Please do tell people about it. And when I see you again you can smell the men’s that I like if you can share my website that would be great! Great ideas for Christmas! Thank you! 3:39 PM
tennesseee: Guess who I’m going to see this Sunday night? Luke Bryan 3:40 PM
Me: who is luke bryan 3:43 PM
tennesseee: A famous country singer! 4:06 PM
Me: i sing but i am not famous 4:08 PM
Me: lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4:08 PM
tennesseee: Haha 4:08 PM
Me: do you like my text singing? 4:08 PM
tennesseee: Yes 4:08 PM
Me: well thank you! 4:09 PM
Me: so since you are a full time church girl no more sex for me, let me go and kill myself right now 4:09 PM
tennesseee: I shared Joel about living with confidence with another girl in BeautiControl and this is what she wrote 4:10 PM
tennesseee: (hernameedited for privacy aka fuck off) I just watched that video you sent and oh my gosh I needed that!!! Thank you for sharing. How true! Love that so very much 4:10 PM
tennesseee: Really? 4:10 PM
tennesseee: You like being with me that much? 4:11 PM
Me: yes, but my pipi needs loving too, so i am gonna go jump 4:12 PM
tennesseee: No! 4:13 PM
Me: joel ostten has a show every weekend, that is my what i watch for church while working out 4:13 PM
tennesseee: Well maybe I don’t want to give it up because mine needs loving too 4:14 PM
tennesseee: I know I keep saying that you have others because I feel like you do but you did say you don’t get around that much 4:15 PM
Me: nah! my pipi does not like to get overworked 4:17 PM
Me: i am not like that 4:17 PM
tennesseee: Maybe because I know you go to the club a lot more than I do and meet girls all the time. But if you’re really not sleeping with all of them maybe I don’t have to worry? 4:17 PM
tennesseee: Well that’s good to know 4:18 PM
tennesseee: You do have a nice one 4:18 PM
tennesseee: And I do like being with you 4:18 PM
Me: yea personality, thanks you too.. 4:18 PM
tennesseee: What? 4:19 PM
Me: yo mama 4:20 PM
tennesseee: I get it, thank you 4:22 PM
Me: thank you for what? 4:23 PM
Me: ma niggaaaaaaa 4:23 PM
tennesseee: Well maybe we can go to that country bar next. It should be fun 4:23 PM
tennesseee: yea personality, thanks you too.. ? 4:24 PM
Me: I was thinking of you today and something very intersting happened! 4:25 PM
tennesseee: What lol 4:25 PM
Me: *interesting 4:26 PM
Me: my beloved pipi woke up and got hungry 4:26 PM
Me: would you feed it? 4:26 PM
tennesseee: Now? 4:27 PM
tennesseee: I think mine is waking up just thinking about it 4:28 PM
Me: lol 4:34 PM
tennesseee: I have a babysitter for Saturday and Sunday night Saturday night my friend wants to go out dancing so maybe we can both meet you there or if she blows me off, I’ll just meet you there and Sunday night I’m going to the concert by myself but that’s OK 1:54 PM
tennesseee: Tonight since I’m home with the kids I am just going to be cleaning house. 1:55 PM
Me: how she looks? 1:56 PM
tennesseee: Why? 1:57 PM
tennesseee: She is really tall and has blonde hair 1:57 PM
tennesseee: Same age as me 1:57 PM
tennesseee: Single mom like me except she is divorced 1:59 PM
Me: 3 some 2:06 PM
tennesseee: Idk 2:07 PM
Me: lol i am joking 2:32 PM
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